Tim, Cissie, would you come to the penthouse for Christmas dinner? If you haven't already made plans, it would mean a lot to me.

[More AU!Dick for phase_rpg. The part of Cissie will be played by notarrowette today!]

( In which Dick is cooler than Bonnie King. This isn't a difficult feat, of course, but still. )

1. Choose 5-10 people from your friends list.
1. Roy
2. Wally
3. Tim
4. Barbara
5. Garth
6. Kory
7. Donna
8. Steph
9. Cassie
10. Cissie

( Assignments under the cut. )

Happy birthday. Sorry about all the zombies.

( Presents under cut. )

Uh, I have strange news.

Roy? Cissie? Bernard? You have another sibling.

It turns out that through a bizarre time-traveling incident, Ollie is Bruce's father.

I... really don't know what to make of this.

Otherwise known as the gigantic epic Batroleplay of doom. It is 8847 words long. Featuring in order of appearance: oracle_knows, cisskabob, spoiledrobin, Batman, mrsarcastic003, Hush, lost_robin, and shortpantsrobin.

( In which the Robins and Cissie, with help from Oracle, free the real Batman and beat up the fake Batman. )